The two teams face off in their very first challenge: jumping off of a cliff into rings surrounded by Carvanha and Sharpedo-infested water. One player immediately shows her evil side by threatening another during the challenge, leading her to be hated instantly. After one badass wins for his team, the losing team decides to cut off a jerk for what he said to a moody master. Unbeknownst to everyone, the first alliance of the season formed shortly after.





  • This episode's title is a pun of the show Everybody Hates Chris.

Total Pokémon Island episodes
Pre-merge Introductions | Everybody Hates Cliff | Chow Down Showdown | Climbing the Mountain of Legends | Fear Facing Fiasco | DODGEBRAWLED! | Statues Suck! | The Awakened | It's Torture Time | Pokémon's Got Talent | Don't Ask Questions, Just Answer! | White Wetting | Survival of the Fittest | Scavenger Hunt 2: Talkin' 'Bout Evolution | An Egghausting Challenge | Battle Brawls | Hide and Shriek | Mew's Revenge | ROTFLOL OFF | Fossil Fools | Dating Disasters | Cooking Catastrophe | Fashion Victims | Rowboat Rascals | KaBoom Goes the Campers | Battle Brawls 2 | Obstacle Crushed | Trust Me Not | X-Treme Sport-ture | Military Madness
Post-merge Truth or Dare, but Mostly Dare | Key To Losing | Jail Break Out | Gotta Hunt 'Em All | Secrets Revealed | Sibling Submission | Griseous Grab | PKMN Pain Olympics | Nurse Case Scenario | Game Freaks | Murder MonTage | Mine Theft | That's Just Cold | Go Go GoKarts! | PMX Racin' | Cuffed Up | Loser Land | Final Four Frenzy | Daring Disasters | Final Showdown: Cano vs. Skore